lohver:

whoever’s reading this, i pray that you find happiness. not temporary happiness, or “if i pretend and put on a smile & laugh, maybe i’ll be happy” kind of happiness, but long lasting real happiness. the kind of happiness that makes ur face glow & lights up ur soul. you deserve it

m1tos1s:

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

barackobamas:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

whorderofthepheonix:

“IM SURPRISED I WON FOR BEST VILLIAN, I THOUGHT ROSEANNE HAD THAT IN THE BAG!” -Michael B. Jordan

Us:

Originally posted by natforprez

Chadwick:

Originally posted by ba1n3s

White People In The Audience:

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs

snakegay:

children’s movie: [has mild swears like “damn”, a couple jokes or nostalgia bait aimed at the adults in audience, PG level violence, etc]

you all: lol… this isnt a kids moviue… this is made for 20 year olds like me.. the producers Know. this is for us….. get your annoying little brats out of the theater, this is big boy town… i am very insecure 

omgbubblesomg:

Everyone’s dead and the world’s about to end

This is so sad Alexa play Carry On My Wayward Son